Humans first was not too excited after the first round of registrations 16.8% of Santa Carla remains unregistered. Committee Spokesperson Tim Fredrickson stated I believe that the second round of registration will be necessary, though I have faith in the members of Santa Carla to participate, knowing that the results will be kept in the utmost of confidence.
In other news, the recent registration has been put to good use. The Humans First Poll has told us a lot about our fair city, Santa Carla Police Chief Stated It explains the increase in Homo-sexual, Magic, Demon, and Polar Bear related incidences. We can only hope that these crimes are isolated events, and are not a concentrated effort to lash out at our city for being different than them.
Skinheads were slaughtered by a magical black polar bear wearing black leather chaps and wielding a gun. We are unsure whether the bear was just defending itself or whether Santa Carla is the home of a new Superhero. We will report more details as they arrive.
